Rita – Page 7 – GF Recipes and Writings

A New Ingredient

I discovered a new ingredient today. Not that I have not used this spice in the past (usually in tuna!) but today I was told how good it is with beef. I had never imagined putting it on beef! So, what is this new ingredient? Why, it’s dill, sometimes known as dill weed. I noticedContinue reading “A New Ingredient”

Deeeeep Thoughts

Does anyone else remember the segment on Saturday Night Live entitled “Deep Thoughts”? I remember this segment fondly, though it seems few others do. It was a nonsensical segment with quotes from Jack Handy (Oh my goodness! I just got that joke!!!) relating to life in all its strangeness. The one that’s coming to mindContinue reading “Deeeeep Thoughts”

A Funny Thing Happened in the Living Room

I just had to blog about what happened in our living room earlier this evening. If you don’t know us well, I will tell you a little secret…we are all funny and we tend to bounce off each other. So, Child #2 is sitting in the living room chair with my pup, Delilah. Child #4Continue reading “A Funny Thing Happened in the Living Room”

Six Word Story #32

A murder of crows murdered me.

Six Word Story #31

Falling. Falling down the stairs. Pushed.

Chicken Ooh La La!

We had this for dinner tonight. It was so delicious. Everyone agreed! If you are familiar with us, you know that is quite a feat! Though I do have a heads up: you will need some time for your chicken to marinate, so you might want to do that part the night before, like IContinue reading “Chicken Ooh La La!”

Does Your Pepper Like Steak?

Ah, pepper steak, that good old standby. What? I’ve never shared the recipe with you? Well, forty lashes with uncooked rice! I’d use a wet noodle, but this recipe doesn’t call for any!!!! So, what will you need? Here’s the list: 1.5 lbs lean round steak 2 tsp. granulated onion 1, 12 oz. bag ofContinue reading “Does Your Pepper Like Steak?”

I Walked Along a Winding Road

I walk along the winding road I cannot see the end This road is like my life, I think, I can’t see ’round the bend. Life is like that winding road, All valleys, rocks, and hills. Who are we to know the path That leads ’round the wondering rills? Some day our roads will comeContinue reading “I Walked Along a Winding Road”

Humorous Nonsense of a Cold

I will make my bed On this couch And sink into its Pillowy depths As my nose runs down my face And across the carpet To play with the never-ending hairballs.

It Sucks to be Sick

It sucks to be sick, Here on the couch Sniffling, sneezing Like a tossed away pouch. My head gets to aching And I feel as I’m breaking Spinning, spinning the room goes round Who put me on this merry-go-round? It could be much worse I could be out in the cold Suffering suffering Surrounded byContinue reading “It Sucks to be Sick”